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Do I know you

Views(224) Created(5-8-07) Category ( Bar )

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello.

He's rather taken a back because he can't place where he knows her from, so he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"

She looks into his eyes and says calmly,

"No, I'm your son's teacher."



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On July 23rd 2007 LinLin030988 Said :
LinLin030988 Haha, owned.
On May 25th 2007 salamanteri Said :
salamanteri lmao... this is hilarious :D
On May 11th 2007 hardcorpschick Said :
hardcorpschick hahahaha. like it
On May 9th 2007 MiniPoof91 Said :
MiniPoof91 wow. . . that's definatly a good one. lol.
On May 9th 2007 Zackarai Said :
Zackarai Hahaha very nice!
On May 9th 2007 NeutralR1 Said :
NeutralR1 hahaha, great twist in the end... i was not expecting that one...
On May 9th 2007 barbaraew Said :
barbaraew that is so funny
On May 9th 2007 tswieberg Said :
tswieberg lol
On May 8th 2007 mrskritter Said :
mrskritter sorry should have been Do you know me