Reminiscing

Early one morning, the nurse enters an elderly woman’s room to administer morning medications. The woman states," Hey nurse, I really need a man today, do you think I can get one?" The nurse knowing that the woman is known for her promiscuous verbalizations, attempts to redirect the behavior. The nurse replies "good morning, how is your breakfast?" The woman replies, "Didn’t you hear me?, I need a man, and I need one now!" The nurse replies,"Ma’am, we are ladies here, and we really should’nt be speaking like that." The woman replies," You’re right, you’re right. The more I think about it, it would be harder to cut a hole in my diaper than I used to in my panties."(true story