you are a bad customer!

# You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the "10 items or less" lane.

# You walk into a store at 10 minutes to close not knowing what you want and don't decide for another 30 minutes.

# You yell out what a GREAT TIPPER you are.

# You return the coffee because it's too hot.

# You order water with extra lemon (as if it was supposed to come with lemon).

# You ask for a discount. No reason specified, just that you should get one.

# You get annoyed if a hardware store, etc., does not have the most obscure component in stock, despite the fact that they haven't sold one in over 20 years.

# If you buy 10 cent candy to break a 20

# You think the Pre-pay sign on the gas pump is for everyone but you.

# You buy an expensive dress and return it after the party.

# You can't read the signs or coupons correctly, insisting you're right and all the employees are wrong.

# While standing in front of the huge line up of TVs, you ask a salesman, "Is this all the TVs you have?"

# You dare ask for a discount at a resturaunt because your kids didn't like thier food after they showed their dislike by throwing said food on the walls and the floor.

# You chew out the manager of the local McDonald's for not cleaning up the place, while meanwhile, your kids proceed to launch ketchup packets at each other.

# You pay anything / everything in small change (especially pennies