Creative Ways to say someone's stu

 A few crumbs short of a crouton.

# A few clowns short of a circus.

# A few fries short of a Happy Meal.

# An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.

# A few beers short of a six-pack.

# A few peas short of a casserole.

# The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.

# One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.

# One taco short of a combination plate.

# A few feathers short of a whole duck

# All foam, no beer.

# Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.

# Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instruc- tions on the heel.

# He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

# An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

# As smart as bait.

# Chimney's clogged.

# Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.

# Elevator doesn't go all th eway to the top floor.

# Forgot to pay her brain bill.

# Her sewing machine's out of thread.

# If she had another brain, it would be lonely.

# Missing a few buttons on his remote control.

# Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

# Has the intelligence of a Carrot.