Giant Clock

three guys died and went up to heaven. the first guy walks up to the gates and asks how can he get in. the gatekeeper responds " over here is your clock, everytime you have masturbated in your life it will spin around once" it spins around 5 times and the gatekeepers says " you can come in"

the second guy goes and his clock spins around 20 times the gatekeeper says " you can come in"

the third guy goes up and he cant seem to find his clock so he asks the gatekeeper "where is my clock" he responds "whats your name?"."Steve Erkel" he responds

"ohh yeah god moved your clock into his room, he uses it as a fan now"