15 Things Mom Would Never Say!

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15 Things Moms Would Never Say.

1) Billy: Mom, can I keep that wild cat?
Billy’s Mom: Oh, ok, keep it, then.

2) Billy: Can I dye my hair, mom?
Billy’s Mom: Yeah, why not.

3) Billy: I spilled my drink, mom.
Billy’s Mom: Ill clean it, it’s not like I run a prison here, is it?

4) Billy: I need a tissue, mom.
Billy’s Mom: Sorry, no more tissues. Just use your sleeve.

5) Billy: New neighbours, mom.
Billy’s Mom: Ugh, I hate meeting new people.

6) Billy: Hey mom.
Billy’s Mom: Hey dude, what’s up?

7) Billy’s mom: Billy, how can you see the TV that far back?

8) Billy: Mom, I cant find the cups and I need a drink.
Billy’s Mom: There‘s no cups. Just drink out of the carton.

9) Billy’s mom: Just leave the windows wide open, I like a cool breeze.

10) Billy: I’ve just go a boyfriend, mom.
Billy’s Mom: Ok. Invite him over for dinner, then.

11) Billy: Mom, I need some glue.
Billy’s Mom: Your brother has the glue. Just use the glue gun.

12) Billy: Billy: Can I please buy a TV for my room?!
Billy‘s Mom: Yeah, sure, ill go buy it now!

13) Billy: Can I go to Jimmy’s sleepover, mom?
Billy’s Mom: I don’t care, as long as its ok with Jimmy’s mom.

14) Billy: Lets watch TV.
Billy’s Mom: OMG! Power Rangers is on! Lets watch it!

15) Billy: Can I write down what your saying?
Billy’s Mom: Yeah, go ahead!

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On August 29th 2008 Pinkgrl5906 Said :

	my mom would go fo 2,8,11,13,& 15.....but ur jokes were still funny ^_^

On August 26th 2008 yeaitzJess Said :

	ok. my mom would go along with 1.2.11.13. and 15. i think she is oblivious to the outside world. all your jokes are funny.

On May 21st 2008 rickypartlow Said :

	my mom says most of htose things....except for a few..lol that mom is LAME

On February 22nd 2008 fierygal2010 Said :

	lol

On February 16th 2008 dhmm Said :

	same here

On February 15th 2008 spongbobsgirl Said :

	oh man i wish my mom waa like that!!!

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