deaths gotta be better

you've probably heard this before...

three men are out walking through a forest when these tribes people come across them. they take the three men back to there tribe where they then tell them to gather 5 pieces of fruit each and bring them back.

the first guy brings back some grapes and is asked "you can have 'mowmow' or death, which is it"

the guy thinks for a minute and replies "well, no idea what 'mowmow' is... but it's gotta be better than death"

so the tribes men take the man and shove the grapes up his bum. the man walks away, with a 'slight' cramp.

the next guys has plums, and thinks mowmow has got to be better than death, so he chooses mowmow.

he then walk away, barely able to close his legs...

the last guy how had pineapples, and he'd seen the other two. "oh, god, death's gotta be better than 'mowmow'"

so the tribes men agree and are about to take him away when he stops them, curious about how he'll die.

and the tribes men reply "DEATH BY 'MOWMOW'"