Blonde jokes

Probably been posted before... so here i go

 She was so blonde that she:

tripped over the cordless phone

wrote 'ok' in the space that said 'do not write here'

saw the YMCA and said 'they spelt Macy wrong'

saw Macy and said "they spelt YMCA wrong'

called me up to ask for my phone number

sat in a 'no standind' zone

stared at the orange juice carton coz it said 'concentrate'

moved houses when crime stats said 90% of crimes are commited in the home

tried to drown the fish

well, there more, but i can't remember them.. it's been years since i heard them... and sorry if they've already been posted!