Nuns

There was this captain who's crew would always spend their freetime wanking, and the captain had no idea what he could do to stop them.

One day an ex-captain approaches this captain and says: "I heard about your problem, and I have an idea for ya. It worked for me ma-a-any years ago. What you do is, you get a big bucket! then you get the sailors to have competions as so who can fill the bucket the most. After the buckets full, the competition's over and I guarrentee they'll wank no more!"

The captain thought this was a great idea. The following day he suggested it to his crew. The all eargly agreed, and they set about filling the giant bucket the captain had given them

 About 3 days later the bucket was full, and as the ex-captain had said, they longer wanted to wank. But as great as this was, where was the captain going to put all this semen. He wasn't going to poor it into the sea, but what was there to do. The ex-captain!

So he sought out the ex-captain and asked him what to do with the semen. The ex-captain replied happily: "That's easy! And you'll get money for it too.... Just give it to the candle shop a few roads down. They'll give you a reasonable ammount for the semen."

As strange as this was, the captain nevertheless took the bucket of semen to the candle shop and was paid a reasonable sum for the stuff.

About a week later, the captain was reading through the news as he usually did and came across an article that read:

NUNS IN THE CHURCH OPPOSITE THE CANDLE SHOP FALL PREGNANT