toaster

A blonde walks into an electrical applicance store and says to the sales assistant 'I'd like that toaster please."

the sales assistant then turns to her and says 'im, sorry, but we don't serve blondes here'

so the blonde walks outa the store and quickly gets an idea. she dyes her head red, knowing its the second smartest colour and re-enters the store the next day

the same sales assistant is there, and she approaches him 'i'd like that toaster please.'

and again, the sales assistant says 'i'm sorry, we don't serve blondes here'

the blonde's stumped that the man saw through her disguise, so she thinks to herself 'BRUNETTE!! thats a smart colour!' so after divising her wonderous plan, she returns to the shop with brunette hair.

again she asks the same sales assistant 'i'd like that toaster please' and again she recieved the same answer...

again stumped, she had another thought 'BLACK!!! thats the smartest colour in the book! tomorrow, my hair's gonna be black'

so the following day she enters the store, with her lovely black hair and again asks for the toaster, and recieves the same reply from the same sales assistant

finally she pops 'HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW I'M A BLONDE! I'V NOW DYED MY HAIR THE SMARTEST COLOUR IMAGINABLE! how?'

 the sales assistant instantly replies 'thats not a toaster, it's a microwave...'