Chuck Norris jokes! woot

Why couldn't the bike stand up?

Coz Chuck Norris kicked it! 

Why did the kid fall off his bike?

Coz Chuck Norris kicked him!

Why did the bus, carrying 75 passengers, crash into a building and errupt into flame?

Coz Chuck Norris looked at it!

When Bruce Banner's angry he turns into the Hulk... When the Hulk's angry, he turns into CHUCK NORRIS!