blonde joke

ok, so there are three women, a blonde brunnette and red hair and they're in jail, rite, and they're facing death by fire squad. so they take them out and allow them a few last words before they open fire...

so, the brunette being the smartest comes up with this idea: "ok, guys, they'll count to three before firing, SO we will have to do something before they can shoot. I'v got an idea.."

so having heard the plan, the three signal the guards that they're ready. the guards begin their count down 'three, two, one...'

And the brunette yells out: "FLOOD!!"

the guards run away screamin, forgeting about the girls... so the brunette runs away, leaving the other two to do the same.

the guards come back, convinced they're not goin to fall for it again: "three, two, one..."

the red hair calls out: "EARTHQUAKE!!"

and once again the guards run off screaming. when they return, it's only the blonde left. once again they are convinced they wont fall for it: "ok men, ready, three, two, one..."

and the blonde thinking she's so smart yells out: "FIRE!!"