Yo' Mama's so Stupid........ :)

she goes to the library to get a book of matches

she thinks Boyz to Men is a Day care center

she thinks Chevy Chase is a funny car race

she brings toilet paper to a crap game

she sold her car for gas money

she got hit by a parked car!

she thinks a quarter back, was a refund!

she cooks with Old Spice

when you told her it was chilli outside she went and got a bowl

she brought a rabbit to a hair salon

she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet

she took a spoon to the superbowl

she water's fake plants.

she thinks a pawn shop is a chess players' club

she thinks tofu is a guy with a foot fetish

she went to a mind reader and was only charged half price

she thinks lobotomy is a new dance craze

when she went to a movie and it said, "under 17 not admitted,"she went home to find 16 relatives!