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The creation of the World

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Well, so God created the World...

He admired his job and looking at Asia said,

"This part of the world will be so wide and beautiful, but it will also have floods and earthquakes..." He then looked at Africa and said,

"Here it will be the heaven on earth, but there will also be the desert and dryness and unbearable heat..."

He threw a glance to Europe and said,

"Here wealth and riches wioll be plenty, and art... but also wars, many wars..."

He then looked at America and was almost shoked looking more closely to the United States territory.

"This land is like a precious stone, it is too perfect, the sun, the sea and the oceans, the rivers and the lacs, and mountains, forests... no, no, no, this land is really too beautiful compared to the others, it will not be fair!!!"

Therefore, to balance all that, he created... the Americans...



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On August 27th 2007 MasterChong Said :
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Hahaha nice one... Wowww
On August 27th 2007 himom10 Said :
himom10 ALREADY POSTED
On August 27th 2007 xCiNNAKiTTix Said :
xCiNNAKiTTix ...FUNNi...i'm american, well live in america, so yea don't hate...
On August 27th 2007 eXtrktd Said :
eXtrktd That was ... insulting even if im not an american...but funny nevertheless.
On August 27th 2007 tinksbestfrien Said :
tinksbestfrien omg thats soooo mean im american but honestly i couldnt help 2 laugh cuz it is funny.
On August 27th 2007 Aleera00 Said :
Aleera00 Lol thats heaps funny, and I know not all Americans a stuck up or anything but a lot of them are... well of the ones I've met anyway.
On August 27th 2007 Hippychick69er Said :
Hippychick69er lmfao!!! i love it...no offense to americans, they're nice ppl...but still...so fucking hilarious
On August 27th 2007 squiggles123 Said :
squiggles123 omg we dont need to no all the facts, its only a joke
On August 27th 2007 TheBranster Said :
TheBranster this joke is funny, but not accurate. before we came over there were indians that were here. they were good people. its the people from europe that came over here and chased them out so techinicaly its the europeans. still funny joke
On August 26th 2007 reapersheart Said :
reapersheart haha thats good
On August 26th 2007 oOmagpieOo Said :
oOmagpieOo qwerty
On August 26th 2007 6ft1blonde Said :
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hahahahah funny as...so tru:P
On August 25th 2007 andreisommer11 Said :
andreisommer11 what do you think about the others that live in the other countries that read this??
On August 25th 2007 bruin77 Said :
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the guy that made this up is probably french
On August 25th 2007 SaMthePrimo Said :
SaMthePrimo some of us may be, but we all came from other countries so this joke is pointless.
On August 25th 2007 TheFrogPrinces Said :
TheFrogPrinces lol, well, we are cocky and arrogant......It's funny... When I chatted on mIRC, most people put their country, Americans put their state, and Californians JUST put their city--shows how Americans and esp Californians see themselves. And before you get pissed at me, I'm a Californian!
On August 25th 2007 Qiqqlez Said :
Qiqqlez =/
On August 25th 2007 luk0123 Said :
luk0123 THIS IS A REALLY GAYY ASS JOKE>>>> IF YOUR NOT A AMERICAN THEN U SUCK>>>
On August 25th 2007 xoxdanicaxox Said :
xoxdanicaxox haha lol. thats kinda racist but yer. how can africa be heaven on earth if its gonna b a dessert and stuff? lol nice joke neva heard it before