wooga-wooga

Three men were traveling in South America and they get caught by a tribe of natives. The chief goes up to the first guy and says, "You may choose between death and wooga-wooga."

The first guy look in his wallet at the pictures of his family and sighs, replying, "Chief, I will take wooga-wooga."

So, the chief bends him over and screws him up the ass and then passes him around the tribe. Afterwards, the guy wobbles away from the village.

The chief goes up to the second guy and says, "You also may choose between death and wooga-wooga."

The second guy look in his wallet at the pictures of his family and says, "Chief, I'll take wooga-wooga."

The chief bends him over and screws him up the ass and also passes him around to the whole tribe.

Finally, the chief goes to the third guy and says, "You can choose between death and wooga-wooga!"

The third guy has no family so he bravely replies, "Chief, I will take death!" The chief grins and says, "Ok, death by wooga-wooga!"