Rules for the ladies to follow

My boyfriend wrote this and I found it sooo funny and seems to be true (at least when it come to him)  I had to share   lol

There are 8 rules, but if you notice they are all labeled #1.  Why you ask???? Simple!  They are all just as important as the other ones. So pay attention, read it, study it, learn it, and most importantly LIVE BY IT.

1. Men are not mind readers.  Ask for what you want. Subtle, strong, or obvious hints DO NOT WORK!!!!  Just say it.  If we ask you what is wrong and you say nothing well then do not get all bent out of shape because we are acting like nothing is wrong.  Its your fault because you said nothing was wrong.

1. No matter what sport (OR SPORTS) we are into (especially the NFL), remember its like the full moon, the setting of the sun, or the changing of the seasons.  Its going to happen so let it be.  And if you have something to discuss with us, make it brief and during the commercials.  You can probably find us at the fridge retrieving another beer or in the bathroom getting rid of the last one we just drank.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.  All comments become null and void after 7 days.  So say your peace during the current argument.

1. Do not ask a question that you really do not want an answer to.  If you ask it we are going to answer it.

1. If you think you know how best to do something, well go ahead and do it.  If its right and it works good for you.  But be prepared for us to give you shit when we have to come behind you and fix it.  Especially if we tried to tell you that your way was not going to work.

1. When we ask you a question, remember, yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers.  There is no need to discuss and evaluate every question.

1. The whole I have a headache thing is pretty lame.  In case you didnt know, or thought we were stupid, SEX is the best way to get rid of a headache.  It releases most of the tension and stresses in the body and leaves you relaxed afterwards.

1. When you come to us with a problem, dont expect us to just listen.  We are going to try to fix the problem.  Thats what we do.  We will listen but we are still going to give you our two cents worth.