Special ed Johnny

Special ed Johnny was finally allowed to go to a regular school.  On his first day of school, Johnny was waiting at the bus stop  and when the bus pulled up he was excited that he jumped on the bus and went straight to the bus driver and said

“Busss dwiver, wuld u gibe me riiiiide”? 

The bus driver kicked him off of the bus and he had to walk to school.

The next day, Johnny got on the bus again and said to the driver

“Busss dwiver, wuld u gibe me riiiiide”? 

Again, the bus driver kicked him off of the bus and he had to walk to school.

He told his mother what happened and she was very upset and called the school.  She was told that this would not happen again.  The next morning she took her son to the school bus stop and waited with him.

When the bus arrived, Johnny again got on the bus and asked the driver

“Busss dwiver, wuld u gibe me riiiiide”? 

The bus driver turned the mother and said

“Teeeell yo  sonnn  stob maaaakinnngggg fun ob me”