What a coincidence

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Created(5-26-07)

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A chicken farmer went to a local bar and sat next to a woman. He
ordered a glass of champagne.

The woman perked up and said, "How about that? I just ordered a
glass of champagne, too!"

"What a coincidence," he said, "This is a special day for me. I'm
celebrating."

"This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!"
says the woman.

"What a coincidence," says the farmer.

As they clinked glasses he asked, "What are you celebrating?"

"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my
gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"

"What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For
years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying
fertilized eggs."

"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become
fertile?"

"I switched cocks," he replied.

She smiled and said, "What a coincidence!"

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On July 23rd 2007 Mertown Said :

	oh god... lmao, very funny

On May 26th 2007 alysha20103 Said :

	if she's pregnant should she even be drinking

On May 26th 2007 atmercedes Said :

	lol

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