The incredible parrot

There once was a couple with an incredible parrot that could hold full conversations with you.  He had beautiful blue feathers and was just as intelligent as any human on this earth.  The only problem with the parrot is that he had no feet and had to wrap his parrot penis around his perch so that he can sit up straight.

One day when Johnny walked  in the door, his incredible parrot started laughing at him.

“What are you laughing at Old Blue?” he asked his parrot.

“Caaa, Caaa,  well today when you left for work, the milk man decided to stop in and pay your wife a visit,  Caaa, Caaa”.

“WOW, really, what happened?”

“Caaa, Caaa, well, he put the milk on the table, grabbed your wife by the hand and started kissing her, Caaa, Caaa” 

“And then what happened?”  Asked the husband.

“Caaa, Caaa, well, then he started undoing her blouse, took off her bra and started kissing on her nipples, Caaa, Caaa”

“And then what happened?”  Asked the pissed husband.

“Caaa, Caaa, well, then he started to unzip her jeans and lay her on the table and passionately kiss her, Caaa, Caaa”.

“AND THEN what the hell happened???”  Asked the even MORE pissed off husband.

“Caaa, Caaa, well, then he took of her panties and started to slide his member inside her and WOW you should have seen the look of joy on her face, Caaa, Caaa”.

“AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED????

“I don’t know, I got a hard-on and fell off my perch”.