Special underwear

A wealthy man in France was looking for a suitable husband for his daughter.  He put an add in the paper and then decided to allow the top three guys to spend the night with her and then he would make his decision on who she could marry.

Before they guys were going to spend the night, the father had a special pair of underwear made that would chop off anything that touches it or comes near his daughter’s privates.

Joseph was the first to spend the night with the wealthy mans daughter.  In the morning, Joseph came down the stairs and was demanded to drop his pants and underwear.  Once he dropped them the father saw that his dick was missing and kicked him out of the house and told him that he cannot marry his daughter.

Michael was the second to spend the night with the wealthy mans daughter.  When morning came, Michael walked down the stairs and was demanded to drop his pants and underwear.  Once he dropped them the father saw that his dick was missing and kicked him out of the house and told him that he cannot marry his daughter.

Samuel was the third man to spend the night with the wealthy mans daughter.  When morning came, Samuel walked down the stairs and was demanded to drop his pants and underwear.  Once he dropped them the father was so pleased to see that Samuel still had his dick in tact. 

“Oh, Samuel, you have passed my test and I give you the blessing to marry my daughter’.

Samuel smiled and said “ gjuh mummms dumm dsusdff”  as blood gushed out his mouth.