Quater, Dime. Nickel, Dollar

Mikey and Sara were going to be wed and both waited for marriage to have sex.  The night before he was going to be wed, Mikey went to his father and told him that he was scared to have sex.  His father sat him down and said “Mikey, it’s really easy.  All you have to do is get on top of her, put your you know what in her you know where and it’s as easy as that”.  Mikey told his father that he knows all of that but what does he do once he is inside of her. 

“Oh that, well that’s also really easy.  Put yourself inside of her and move you butt in a square shape and with each thrust of the square say in your head quarter, dime, nickel, dollar, quarter, dime, nickel dollar”.

Sounded easy enough, so the next night Mikey and Sara started having sex.  He got on top of her and put it in.  Mikey wanted to make sure he was doing it right so he started really slowly.  He started moving his butt in a square shape and started saying out loud

Quarter…………..……Dime…………….………..Nickel……………..………….Dollar

“Faster Mikey faster” screamed Sara.

Quarter…….…..Dime……………Nickel………….….Dollar

“Faster Mikey faster” she screamed again.

Quarter......….Dime……….Nickel…..…Dollar

“Faster Mikey faster”

Quarter….Dime….Nickel.....Dollar

“Faster and Harder Mikey”.

Mikey could not go any faster and said “screw it, my dad has no idea what he is talking about”

“BUCK FORTY, BUCK FORTY”