The bats feast

Its early a.m. and all the bats had just returned from their late night feeding.  It was a very sad evening because the bats could not find much food that night.  About an hour after all the bats had returned, Henry comes flying in and is covered in the most delicious smelling blood that any of the bats had ever smelled.

Sammy flies over to Henry and asks him where he found that wonderful blood.  Henry replies that it was far, far away and he is way too tired to show them now.  A couple of other bats smell the blood and start flying over to ask Henry the same question.  Henry was so tired but wanted to get them off of his back so he decides to take them to the spot where he got the best smelling blood from.

After about 20 minutes of flying the other bats are getting tired and asked him how much further till their feast.  Henry informed them that they were almost there.  The bats started getting so excited and could no longer contain themselves.  Five more minutes passed and they asked him again.  Henry said “ok guys, we have arrived” the bats start going crazy.  They start flying around, looking all over the ground but can’t find any blood. 

Sammy then goes up to Henry and asks him where the blood is at.  Henry says “see that tree right over there?”  Sammy gets so excited and starts screaming “yes, I do”.  Henry then replies “well I didn’t”.