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Men Are.........

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For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

Men are like....

1. Men are like Laxatives -- They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like Bananas -- The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather -- Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders -- You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like Chocolate Bars -- Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like Commercials -- You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores -- Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8. Men are like Government Bonds  -- They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like Mascara -- They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn -- They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms -- You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like Lava Lamps -- Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots -- All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know !!!!!!!!!!
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