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Wife vs. Husband

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Created(1-7-08)

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WIFE vs HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument & neither of them wanted to
concede their position. As they passed a barn yard of mules, goats, &
pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "relatives of yours? "yep," the
wife replied, "In-laws."

WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a
day...30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "the reason has to be
because we have to repeat everything to men...The husband then turned to
his wife and asked, "What?"
CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid &
so beautiful all at the same time."
"The wife responded, "allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you
would be attracted to me; God made me stupid
so I would be attracted to
you!"
WHO DOES WHAT

A man & his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee
each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first,
& then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee." The husband said,
"You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because
that is your job, & I can just wait for my coffee." Wife replies, "No, you
should do it, & besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the
coffee. "Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me." So she fetched
the Bible, & opened the New Testament & showed him at the top of several
pages that it indeed says.......... "HEBREWS"

THE SILENT TREATMENT

A man & his wife were having some problems at home & were giving each
other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the
next day,
he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning
business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and
LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left
it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up,
only to discover it was 9:00 AM & he had missed his flight. Furious, he
was about to go & see why his wife hadn't wakened him,when he noticed a
piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests. God may have created man
before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.
SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO MEN YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT

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On February 7th 2008 MonkeyLover115 Said :

	i love the wake up call part the most,, it is so hillarious && smart!!!! lol^^

On January 9th 2008 AzalieUzumaki Said :

	hallelujah!!! XD

On January 8th 2008 KaosQueen Said :

	ohmg ROFL AHAH AWESOMELY FUNNY XD BAHAAH!!!!

On January 8th 2008 xoxdanicaxox Said :

	lol that is soo funny!

On January 8th 2008 BestmomIcanB Said :

	THAT IS GREAT!!! I'LL HAVE TO SHOW THAT TO MY EX-HUSBAND!!!

On January 7th 2008 erictwm Said :

	erm...........................dats really really good.....bravo,quite funny.........hahahahahaa

On January 7th 2008 YoruTsuki Said :

	HECK NO!! Don't be dissin me! thats cold...

On January 7th 2008 putsy Said :

	hahahaha, burn, good stuff, doesnt prove nething the wife is kinda stupid trying to use the bible to prove something

On January 7th 2008 kookiemonster8 Said :

	lol thats really good!!

On January 7th 2008 giedinghagen08 Said :

	i love it!! its really good for a laugh. peopel need to learn to relax and not take things like this so seriously

On January 7th 2008 alex5005 Said :

	oh god, i get this man vs. woman shit in my email all the timeand it wont stop

On January 7th 2008 alexisclayton Said :

	my mom and dad do that all the time

On January 7th 2008 Dashtiya Said :

	very funny, good one ;)

On January 7th 2008 sweetrabia Said :

	lol

On January 7th 2008 ruler0penguins Said :

	haha. so true.

On January 7th 2008 LucyQT Said :

	i've read this FW heaps of times as an email, but it always makes me laugh coz (sorry guys) ITS TRUE! lol

On January 7th 2008 Justuwatchme Said :

	lol, they are good lol.

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