I Wish That No Matter Where I go Be

Hope this one is not posted already:)

A man has spent many days crosing the desert without water. His camel dies of thirst. He's crawling through the sands, certain that he has breathed his last, when all of a sudden he sees a shiny object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him. He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what looks to be an ash tray from an old car. He opens it and out pops a genie....but this is no ordinary genie. He is wearing a polka dot bow tie and a plaid sport coat. There's a dog-eared little book in the breast pocket with a blue cover. He has a pencil tucked behind a ear.

"Well, kid," says the genie. "U know how it works. U have three wishes."

"I'm not falling for this." say the man. "I'm not going to trust a car salesman!"

"What do u have to lose? U've got no transporation, and it looks like u're a goner anyway!"

The man think about this for a minute, and decides that the genie is right."Ok, i wish i were in a lush oasis with plentiful food and drink."

***POOF*** the man finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen. And he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.

"Ok, kid, what's ur second wish."

"My second wish is that i were rich beyond my wildest dreams."

**POOF** The man finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare gold coins and precious gems.

"Ok, kids, u have just one more wish, better make it a good one!"

After thinking for a few minutes, the mans says, "I wish that no matter where i go beautiful women will want and need me."

***POOF*** He is turned into a tampon.

The moral of this story? If a car salesman offers u anything at no cost, there's going to be a string attached.