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YEAH RACISM!!

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what do a nigger and an apple have in common?
they both look good hanging from a tree.

what did hitler get for his first birthday?
ez bake oven.

why did the halocaust end?
the lightbulb broke.

how do you shut up a jahova's witness?
slam the door.

why do niggers always complain?
they ran out of bananas.

what do you get when you put a wetback in a blender?
bean dip.

why do niggers hate motorcycles?
they go...  RUN, nigga nigga nigga, run RUN, nigga nigga

what do you call a bunch of beaners running down a hill?
jail break.

jew: the halocaust isn't funny.
man: I know, my grandpa died in the halocaust.
jew:so you know how it feels to lose somebody to a murderous bastard.
man: no, he fell out of the guard tower.

why can't koreans have pets?
they arn't aloud to play with their food.

how do you know when you're going to die?
when you see an asian behind a wheel.

how do you know when you're going to live?
when you see an asian under a wheel.

what's another word for irish yoga?
here's a few: passed out, hammered, smashed...

are black babies born convicted?

what happens when a white baby dies?
it goes to heaven.
what does saint gabriel give the baby?
wings.
what do you call it?
an angel
what happens when a black baby dies?
it goes to heaven.
what does saint gabriel give the baby?
wings.
what do you call it?
a bat.

DAMN IT!! I've had it up to here with midgets!! *holding your hand at your waist*

an manager of a store accidentally bumps into a midget while walking.
the manager, very embarrased, tries to appoligize when all of a sudden the midget says to him "I'm not happy" to which the manager replies "well then are you sleepy, grumpy, dopey...



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On May 3rd 2008 putsy Said :
putsy the tital ses racism, why click on it enless you want to read something racist or you a fagot that wants to bitch about somen
On April 13th 2008 rose1992911 Said :
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I love how you're scolding him for being racist, then call him a cracker. you dumbfuck. if you don't want to deal with racism, don't fucking read the joke titled, "YEAH RACISM!" lmao
On December 22nd 2007 Princesslacy14 Said :
Princesslacy14 and since your such a badass why dont u put a fucking picture up. stupid bitch. fucking cracker.
On December 16th 2007 D0NTM3SSWiTM3 Said :
D0NTM3SSWiTM3 IIGHT AT FiRST II WAZ LAFFiNG A LITTLE TiLL II GOT TO DA "B3ANERZ" JOK3Z...U CANT BE FUCKiNG CALLiNG US WETBACKS OR BEANERZ...IDK WAT THE FUCK U ARE BUT UR FUCKiNG RASCIST AND SHOULD GO TO HELL. NEXT TIME SOME 1 DOES UR YARD LOOK AT WHO'S MAKING UR HOUSE PRETTY... NEXT TIME YOU WANT A TACO... OR BURRITO LOOK ON WAT FOOD CATEGORY THAT IZ OR NEXT TIME U WANT TO DRINK A "CORONA" LOOK WHERE IT WAS MADE......FUCK ALL DA RSCIST PPLZ YALL R LUCKY TO HAVE US MEXICANS HURR IN AMERiCA CUZ W/OUT US YALL AINT SHIT!!!! AND IM JUSZ TALKING TO DiS GUY IIGHT II RESPECT BLACK AND WHITE PEOPLE.
On November 29th 2007 deshanna13 Said :
deshanna13 AND THE FIRST JOKE IS GAY JUST LIKE YOU FAGGOT!!!
On November 29th 2007 deshanna13 Said :
deshanna13 you dumb ass bitch!!!you need a damn life ya diig. cuz see white ppl aint the most perfect race on the planet!!neither is blacks neither is mexicans.lets face it none of the races is perfect.But you make me sick!and now here's some uuhhh "nigger"wordz that's gon put yo azz in check.YOU STUPID MUTHAFUCKA!!!!IF I SEE YOU IN THESE STREETZ IMA PUT A 9 MILLIMETER TO YO HEAD BITCH!!!!IF YOU AINT KNOWIN THATS A GUN.I AINT RACIST BUT YOU DA WORST CRACKER IN HISTORY OF ALL CRACKERS AND I DARE YOU TO LEAVE A COMMENT ON MY PAGE SAYIN SOMETHIN SLICK AT THE MOUTH.AND I SEE SUM THESE BITCHES ON THIS SHIT AGRRES WIT CHA AZZ.HAAH!!!TELL THEM HOLLA AT ME SO I CAN GIVE THEM A TASTE OF BACKFIRE.GET YA AZZ SHOT IN THESE STREETZ!!!!AND YOU AINT PROUD TO BE WHITE YOU JUST PROUD TO BE A GAY AZZ RACIST HONKEY!!!NO I AINT RACIST I ONLII CALL RACISTS PPL HONKEYS AND CRACKER AND WHITE BREAD AND STUFF.DONT FEEL TOO GOOD DOES IT HUH!!!!?AND IF YOU WOULDA SAID BLACK PPL IT WOULDA BEEN ALL GOOD BUT YOU SAID NIGGER.BITCH WE AINT SLAVES NO DAMN MORE!!!!WE DA ONLII NIGGAZ DAT OWN DAT WORD FAGGOT AZZ TRAMP!!!LEAVE A COMMENT ON MY PAGE AND WATCH IT BACK FIRE!!!!CORNY AZZ MUTHAFUCKA.GO LICK BALLS AND SUCK A DICK!!!BITCH AZZ MUTHA FUCKA!!!!
On October 22nd 2007 holliefacexoxo Said :
holliefacexoxo muahahahaha.YEAH!!!!
On October 9th 2007 mauro341992 Said :
mauro341992 no, lol. I was talking about the dumbass little niglet between my comments.
On October 4th 2007 Greebo Said :
Greebo Dude, Wat the freak? you're complaining about your own spelling? Anyway the last one was good.
On October 4th 2007 mauro341992 Said :
mauro341992 something that pisses me off is your spelling (my 2 year old sister can spell better than you), and if your white, you should be proud. God knows I am.
On October 2nd 2007 qosdfyjvwefayv Said :
qosdfyjvwefayv ya no ya pathetic! racism aint funni not even close ta funni yet you hav 44 votes sum pplz on here should realli get a fukin lyfe cuz diz jus pisses meh off oh an ya ever read da rules?? it said no racist of ofensive shit but look at thiz joke idiotic im white an im offended at what u've written~~ but actully i did laught at tha last joke~~
On October 1st 2007 mauro341992 Said :
mauro341992 no kidding. I think it's funny as hell!! to those people that take this to seriously lighten up or I'll lynch your ass!! lol, jk. but seriously, THERE JUST JOKES, racist and funny, yet still jokes. plus, I live in America and I have rights to say whatever I want. One last thing, the people that call me stupid for using the words nigger, chink, spic, kike... your the ones that are making the simple grammer errors. so if your going to call me a dumb ass, make sure you don't make yourself look retarded in the process. SWPB!!!
On October 1st 2007 angelofwar4 Said :
angelofwar4 Now there's 41 votes! This is going to be the most popular joke on testriffic - and half the people don't even like it! HA, talk about an irony!
On September 30th 2007 AlyaJ134 Said :
AlyaJ134 You see. These jokes would be really funny. But I HATE the word nigger. Get a life.
On September 30th 2007 trainfreak15 Said :
trainfreak15 i think the motorcycle one should why is a chainsaw racist cuase it goes run nigga nigga nigga
On September 30th 2007 slackerpill Said :
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what do a nigger and an apple have in common? they both look good hanging from a tree. dude what the fuck idiot, get real 4real
On September 30th 2007 rt0uei Said :
rt0uei a few of those were really funny
On September 30th 2007 stitchchick92 Said :
stitchchick92 That was almost as gay as you
On September 30th 2007 rubyjean16 Said :
rubyjean16 i m not racist but that was funny and to u bimbos who r mad u shouldnt have clicked this link it said racist in the title and lighten up a little its a joke
On September 30th 2007 SuperLoserSuzy Said :
SuperLoserSuzy okay, why in the hell would you put this shit up?
On September 30th 2007 jmsnsaw2006 Said :
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To the person who says that stuff isn't true? Hmmm, let's see where do you think we got the jokes from? Because they are true. And I seriously have a headache because some black person was saying wit and dat and too many bad and illiterate words to count. See now maybe we wouldn't have those jokes, if you stopped acting that way. You are just giving fuel to the fire. And to the "jumping" and beating the s*** out of someone? See right there, that's why you are based as bad races.....because you resort to violence MORE SO then other races, it is a fact. So don't try to say "Whateva" "Dat aint true B****." Save your breath for running from the cops. It's not needed here.
On September 30th 2007 1CARMELLA1 Said :
1CARMELLA1 ok i usually dont like racism but sum of this shit is funny
On September 30th 2007 Celb504 Said :
Celb504 Bitch u is fucking stupid u must be white if u is you red neck bitch ass hillbilly
On September 30th 2007 housefamily6 Said :
housefamily6 You know, I dislike racism as much as the next person. I also dislike illiterate people.
On September 30th 2007 bAbYGiRlco104 Said :
bAbYGiRlco104 TO TEll ThE TRUTh dAT ShiT WAS fCkiN lAME i ThOUGhT iT WOUld Of bEEN fUNNiER bUT NO! ThE RACiST ShiT bOUT blACk WASN'T EVEN fUNNY. iT COUld Of bEEN fUNNY if iT WAS TRUE! bUT NA! ThAT WAS fCkiN lAME TRY AGAiN NEXT TiME bUddY!