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two soldiers and some bad news

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there were two soldiers in the field in Iraq and one of them says hey buddy, I'm going to go take a piss, watch my back for a few. so the guy walks up to a cactus and starts taking a leak when a snake bit him on the dick. he runs back to his buddy and tells him what happened and they are about 200 miles from civilization and the other soldier tells him to stay still and stay in the shade while he goes to get help.

so he marches all through the night to the nearist town and asks the doctor what to do for a snake bite. the doctor told him that the only way to get the venom out is to suck it out. so the soldier, knowing how to treat his buddys wound, goes back to where he was and he asked if there was a way to save him. then the soldier that went to town said, I saw the doctor and he said that you would die.



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On July 17th 2007 mauro341992 Said :
mauro341992 yea, but it was said to me by a marine so I just said it the way that he told me. =)
On July 17th 2007 meg84me Said :
meg84me Would be a lot funnier if it was not about soldiers(I am assuming they were american soldiers)