BLONDE TV

A blonde walked into a pawn shop one day and saw a television that she really wanted so asked the owner "may i buy that tv up on the shelf?" the owner replied "no i do not sell to blondes"

so the blonde went home that night and dyed her hair brunette and returned to the pawn shop the next day.

she once again asked for the television and the owner replied "i already told you I dont sell to blondes"

so the blonde goes home and this time dyes her hair red and returns to the pawn shop the next day.

"may i buy that television?"

the owner was so fed up he screamed at the red hed "I ALREADY TOLD YOU I DONT SELL TO BLONDES THATS NOT A TELEVISION ITS A MICROWAVE!"