God will save me!

There was a man sitting out in the middle of an ocean drowning. After a little while a boat comes by and a man says "do you need any help"

the drowning man replies "no god will save me". so the boats moves on.

after more time an even bigger boat comes by and a man says "do you need help?"

the drowning man says "no god will save me" so the boat moved on

after a little more time goes by the man dies in the ocean and goes to heaven. on the way there he meets god. so he asks god "why didnt you save me?"

god replies " you dumb ass i sent you 2 boats!"