that poor old woman

ok this is  joke i read the other day i thought i would spread the laughter...

 There was an elderly couple who loved each other very much.  The husband George unfortunately died of old age, and his wife Grettle was pained by the loss.  So she came to the conclusion that she was going to kill herself so that she could be with her husband in heaven.  So she went and bought a gun and decided she was going to shoot herself in the heart to get it over with fast.  But she wanted to make sure she was aiming in the correct place.  So she called her doctor and she asked him "where is my heart located?" the doctor replied "it is directly under your left breast." with this reassurance, she took the gun and pointed it under her left breast and pulled the trigger.

later that night grettle was admitted to the hospital with a gun shot wound to her left knee.