Flat Out

A young lady was permitted by her parents to take employment in a large city and live in her own apartment. The one condition was that she would not allow gentlemen friends to her flat as it would worry her mother.

  During a long distance phone conversation, the daughter described her date of the previous evening to her mother.

  "You didn't permit that man in your flat, did you?" queried the nervous mother.

  "Oh, no!" replied the daughter, "we went to his flat. Let his mother worry."