Redneck birthday present

Old J.R. calls up the police and tells 'em that Virgil is hiding marijuana in his firewood out behind the house.  He says 'I don't know how he gets it in there, but it's there right enough...I seen it with my own two eyes.'  The next morning, the police show up at Virgil's house and serve him with a warrant to search the premises for drugs.  After 4 hours of laboring, the cops had chopped all of the firewood and found nothing.  They grudgingly took their leave, telling Virgil to have a nice day.

Later that day, Old J.R. calls up Virgil on the telephone.  He says 'Hey ole buddy, did you get a visit from the cops today?'  Virgil replies 'Sure as hell did, don't know who made up some bullshit about me hidin dope at my house.  Damn cops were here for hours.'  Old J.R. replies: 'Well, they cut up all your firewood for ya, didn't they?'  Virgil replies 'Yeah...'  Old J.R. says 'Well, Happy Birthday buddy!'    

Rednecks sure know how to get it done!!!