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blonde walks into a store

Views(387) Created(7-22-06) Category ( Blonde )

This one blonde ran into a store looking for food to feed her dieing pet rat. She found what she was looking for and ran to check out. The lady at the counter asked why she bought what she did. The blonde said to feed my pet rat he is dieing of hunger. The lady at the counter started craking up laughing and rang the blonde up. As the blonde walked out of the store the recipt fell on the ground and it said...

RAT POISON    $5.50

 



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On February 12th 2008 damonlover1 Said :
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THAT IS SOO FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!! LOL1!!!!!!!
On August 9th 2007 RebeccaClark15 Said :
RebeccaClark15 Thats hilarious, lol....
On July 8th 2007 emoqueen13 Said :
emoqueen13 hahahaha now that's a good joke!!
On April 25th 2007 kathryn1212 Said :
kathryn1212 Receipt :-) Also for KrunKris09 below that wanted to correct it but didn't know how. ~The old rule I was taught in school, I before E except after C.
On December 20th 2006 iamfrompakista Said :
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can i shit on you?
On December 16th 2006 OmGiTsLoGaN12 Said :
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this joke is awesome!
On December 16th 2006 OmGiTsLoGaN12 Said :
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this joke is awesome!
On December 12th 2006 KrunKris09 Said :
KrunKris09 I like it but Craking is spelled Cracking*....and Recipt....idk but i do know its wrong...But i gave you a thumbs up.....=D
On October 31st 2006 palauan Said :
palauan WHAT AN IDIOT?!?!