Types of Sex

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Created(2-23-07)

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There are four kinds of sex :

HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.

BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.

HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "FUCK YOU"

COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.

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On September 17th 2008 Dragonbourne Said :

	lol Very funny

On April 7th 2007 SeekterBeeker Said :

	NOO don't you dare ruin sex, funny.

On March 21st 2007 jamis69ishot Said :

	what if your not married and you have sex in every room on your g/f's parents house?

On February 23rd 2007 carderelli Said :

	this one is great! and so true