bear and a rabbit

a bear and a rabbit were walking through the woods when they came across a magic lamp. so the bear picked it up and rubbed it. a genie came out and said he would grant them three wishes. the bear can go first becouse he rubbed the lamp but he only gets one wish. the rbbit gets two becouse he is smaller. so te bear thought for a miniut and said he wished all the other bears in the world excluding himsel were girls. the genie snaped his fingers and BAM!! all the other bears wer girls. the rabbit went next and for his first wish he said he wanted the fastest moped in te world so fast that nothing could catch it and he wanted in just his size. when the genie asked te rabbit what his final wish was the rabbit started laughing. he laughed so hard that he fell to the ground. he laughed for five miniutes straight. when he finally stopped laughing he stood up and looked at the genie. then he looked at the bear and loked back at he genie. suddenly he pointed to thebear and said i wish that bear was gay. then he hopped on his moped and sped off.