So Blonde

WHEN BLONDE BUYS DEODORANT

A blondegoes to a stores deodorant section and tells the clerk "I need to
buy some deodorant for my husband."
"Does he used the ball kind?" the clerk asked. "No, the kind for his
underarms."

SPEED LIMIT

A police officer pulls over a car with a young blonde driver in it....

Cop: "Miss, this is a 65 MPH highway, why are you going so slowly?"

Blonde: "Officer, I saw a lot of signs saying 22, not 65."

Cop: "Oh miss, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway
you're on!"

Blonde: "Oh! Stupid me! Thanks for letting me know, Ill be more careful from
now on."

At this point the cop looks into the back seat of the car, where the
passengers are shaking and white as ghosts.

Cop: "Excuse me miss, what's wrong with your friends back there? They're
shaking something awful."

Blonde: "Oh... We just got off of highway 119".

THE BLONDE AND THE CIRCLE

One day a blonde is driving home when she rear-ends a man in his truck. The
man stops and yells at her to get out of her car, so she steps out and tries
to apologize.

He then draws a circle in the sand and tells her to stand inside and not to
step out. He goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, walks over to her
car, and smashes in the window.

She begins to giggle, so he looks back at her angrily and tells her to be
quiet. Then he starts beating in the hood of her car.

She giggles again, and he turns to her and says, "You're askin' for it,
lady!" Then he smashes in her windshield.

By this time the blonde is laughing hysterically, so he looks at her and
yells, "What's so funny!?"

She laughs again and replies, "While you weren't looking I stepped out of
the circle three times."


THE BLONDE WHO KNEW HER STATE CAPITOLS

A blonde is bragging about her knowledge of state capitols...

Proudly, she says, "Go ahead. Ask me. I know all of them!"

Her friend says, "Ok then. What is the capitol of Wisconsin?"

The blonde boastfully smiles and says, "That's easy: W."

BLONDE PARKING DURING WINTER

Norman and his blonde wife live in Calgary. One winter morning while
listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 8
to 10 centimeters of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered
side of the street, so the snowplow can get through." Norman's wife goes out
and moves her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, "We
are expecting 10 to 12 centimeters of snow today. You must park your car on
the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."
Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again.

The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says
"We are expecting 12 to 14 centimeters of snow today. You must
park........... "then the electric power goes out. Norman's wife is very
upset, and with a worried look on her face she says, "Honey, I don't know
what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplow
can get through?"

With the love and understanding in his voice like all men who are married to
Blondes exhibit, Norman says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage
this time?"