Hot Dog

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Created(10-7-07)

Category ( Bar )

Two guys wanted to go drinking, but they only had a dollar between them. One of the fellows looked over at a hotdog wagon nearby, and had a sudden inspiration. He spent the dollar on a hot dog. He threw the bun away, and stuffed the hotdog down in his underwear. "Were gonna walk into a bar and order beers and slam them down. When the bartender asks for payment, Im gonna stick this hotdog out my fly. Youre gonna drop to your knees and start sucking on it. The bartender will be so grossed out hell immediately throw us out of the bar."

They entered a bar and the gambit worked like a charm. After the seventh bar the second one complained, "Im starting to get bad bruises from dropping down on my knees."

His companion retorted, "You think youve got problems? I lost the hotdog four bars ago."

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On October 7th 2007 dubs22 Said :

	thats funny as hell

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