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Bad Car Day

Views(1090) Created(9-27-07) Category ( Men )

A police officer pulled over a driver and informed him that, because he was wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in a safety competition.
''What are you going to do with the prize money?'' the officer asked.
The man responded, ''I guess I'll go to driving school and get my license.''
At that moment, his wife, who was seated next to him, chimed in, ''Officer, don't listen to him. He's a smart aleck when he's drunk.''
This woke up the guy in the back seat, who, when he saw the cop, blurted out, ''I knew we wouldn't get far in this stolen car.''
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice asked ''Are we over the border yet?'' 

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On October 7th 2007 nerdzilla2000 Said :
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evry1 else must've been drunk 2 lol, nice 1
On September 29th 2007 staywithme2nit Said :
staywithme2nit lol thats just like...wow lol
On September 29th 2007 hayhay0013 Said :
hayhay0013 lol
On September 29th 2007 mkmblondie101 Said :
mkmblondie101 LOLZZZ
On September 29th 2007 stics917 Said :
stics917 lol mad funny
On September 29th 2007 kennarra Said :
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all of my friends laugh at this!
On September 29th 2007 thompsonspeed2 Said :
thompsonspeed2 haha that sucks to be them
On September 29th 2007 OneAndOnlyLiz Said :
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That was dumb.
On September 29th 2007 pinocciodreams Said :
pinocciodreams lmao, what stupid things to say, YY would u!
On September 29th 2007 xoxdanicaxox Said :
xoxdanicaxox hahaha lol!!
On September 29th 2007 Juniorkins Said :
Juniorkins LOL!! That was great!!
On September 29th 2007 reapersheart Said :
reapersheart hahaha i love it
On September 28th 2007 Dagger746 Said :
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lol
On September 28th 2007 Aleaha2 Said :
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lol
On September 27th 2007 pru1989 Said :
pru1989 LOL LOL LOL
On September 27th 2007 Celb504 Said :
Celb504 ha ha
On September 27th 2007 AMARTHUS Said :
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This is Fucking hilarious!
On September 27th 2007 preciousnat07 Said :
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it was okay
On September 27th 2007 cyulost Said :
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heard better
On September 27th 2007 sabrina225 Said :
sabrina225 lol thats funny...i would just shut up and said party though...lol...this is a funy joke though
On September 27th 2007 redneckmama2 Said :
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yeah i could see a cop doing that just to get people to admit shit especially the cops where i live
On September 27th 2007 cheerdragon Said :
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hilarious
On September 27th 2007 hdfiasfajhsf Said :
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lol
On September 27th 2007 4Jess27 Said :
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haha good
On September 27th 2007 picklephobia Said :
picklephobia LOL LOVED IT