yo momma jokes 2

Yo momma's so dumb she sat on the TV and watched the couch. 

Yo Momma's so dumb, she went to a movie that said ''under 18 not admitted,'' so she left to go get 17 of her friends. 

Yo momma is so dumb that she was on her way to the airport and saw a sign that said “airport left.” So she turned around and went home. 

Yo momma is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!" 

Yo momma's so dumb, she tried to drown her pet fish.

Yo' momma's so fat, that in order to kiss her, your dad has to hit her in the stomach and ride the third wave in.

Yo' momma's so fat, her beeper goes off and people think she's backing up.   

Yo' momma's so fat, you use her thong as a hammock.

Yo momma's is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.

Yo momma's so fat that when she bends over, we go into daylight savings time.

Yo momma's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

Yo momma is so fat, she plays pool with the planet.

Yo momma is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo momma is so fat that when she wears yellow people yell "TAXI".

Yo momma is so fat that when she walks down the beach the wales sing "we are family".