yo momma jokes 1

your momma is so fat, when she walked past the t.v., i missed 3 commercials. 

yo momma is so dumb she couldnt dial 911 becuse she cant find 11.

yo momma is so fat she had to get baptised at sea world.

yo momma is so fat after sex i rolled over 10 times and i was still on top of the bitch.

yo momma is so poor I saw her walking down the road and she was kicking a can and I asked her what she was doing and she said "movin." 

yo momma's so fat she makes godzilla look like an action figure.

Yo mommas glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map, she sees people waving.

Yo mommas house is so small, I threw a rock in the window and hit everyone inside.

Yo' momma is so dumb, she bought a solar powered flash light.

 Yo momma's so dumb, when god was giving out brains she thought they were milkshakes and asked for extra thick. 

Yo momma's so dumb she thought Subway made trains.