FREAKING DUCKS!!!!!

So these three guys died and went to heaven.  One of them noticed that there were ducks everywhere.  So one of them goes up to Saint Peter.

"What's the deal with all the ducks?"

Peter said, "Don't step on them, because if you do an ugly woman will appear and she will be your wife for eternity."

The men naturally freak out and walk cautiously.  One of them accidentaly steps on a duck.  POOF  All of a sudden the ugliest woman imaginable appears beside him.  Peter said "Too bad, that's your wife for eternity."

The same fate occurs to the second guy.  If there was a woman any uglier than the first one, she appeared next to the second guy.  "Too bad, that's your wife for eternity."

Naturally, the third guy is at his wits end.  He is watching his every step.  All of a sudden, the most beautiful woman imaginable appeared beside him.  Confused he said, "What happened?"

Saint Peter said, "She stepped on a duck."