Shower

Little Johny's birthday was today so when he woke up he asked his mom if he could shower with her....so the mom agrees as long as he didnt look up or down.

They get into the shower and Johnny looks up

Johnny: "Mommy what are those?"

Mom: "Oh those are just my headlights"

Then Johnny looks down

Johnny: Mommy what are those

Mom: oh that is just my garden

Later on in the day johnny's dad comes home from work and says he is goin to take a shower. Little Johnny asks his dad if he could join him. His dad thought about it 4 a min and since it was johnny's b-day he agreed as long as Jonny didnt look down

They get in the shower and Johnny looks down

Johnny: Daddy whats that?

Dad: Oh johnny thats just my snake

The rest of the dya goes by and its time for bed. Johnny asks his parents if he could sleep in the bed with them since it was his b-day. The parents agreed as long as Johnny didnt look under the covers.

Little Johnny just couldn't resist so in the middle of the night he looks under then he screams "MOMMY MOMMY TURN ON YOUR HEADLIGHTS! DADDY'S SNAKE IS IN YOUR GARDEN!"