3 Men

There were 3 men walking across the street when a semi-tuck hits them and they all die. When they get 2 heaven God tells them enjoy everything i have to offer but whatever you do dont step on a duck.

So the 1st guy is walking along and he steps on a duck. Whe his friends see him he is with a ugly looking girl.

"what happened man?'

"i stepped on a duck" he said

so the secind guy is walking avoidin all the ducks dat he sees. But he accidently steps on a duck. so when his friends see him he is with a hideous lookng girl

so the 1st and 2nd guy and their new ugly looking gurls are walking along in heaven and they see their friend with the most beauutiful,finest girl ever they go up 2 him and asked him what happened.

 THE GIRL REPLIES "I STEPPED ON A DUCK!"