Johnny Humperfaster

So there is this boy Johnny Humperfaster who the teacher tells to stay with her after school for being a distracting in class.

Johnny: Teahcer take off your shirt!

Teacher: I will not young boy!

Johnny: You better, or i'll tell mommy, and mommy will tell daddy, and daddy will tell the principal, and you'll get fired! 

So the teacher unbuttons her shirt and takes it off

Jonny: Teacher take off your skirt

Teaher: I think not young boy

Johnny: You better, or i'll tell mommy, and mommy will tell daddy, and daddy will tell the principal, and you'll get fired!

So the teacher not wanting to get fired takes off her skirt.

Johnny: Now get on the desk!

Teacher: You have gone way too far now I will not!

Johnny: Well i'll tell mommy, and mommy will tell daddy, and daddy will tell the principal, and you'll get fired!

So the teacher gets on the desk. Johnny gets up from his desk and goes to hers. As he climbs onto the teachers desk his mom comes in

Mom: JOHNNY HUMPERFASTER!

Johnny: I'M TRYING! I'M TRYING!

Just then the dad walks in

dad: JOHNNY HUMPERFASTER!!!

Johnny" Well i'm TRYING I'M TRYING

Then the principal walks in and shouts JOHNNY HUMERFASTER!!!!

Johnny: GUYS CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING!