Redneck Hotel

They had lived together in the backwoods for over fifty years. Tocelebrate their fiftieth anniversary, he took her to a large city andthey checked into a plush hotel.She said to the bellman, "We refuse to settle for such a small room.No windows, no bed, and no air conditioning.""But, madam!", replied the bellman."Don't 'But madam' me," she continued. "You can't treat us like we'rea couple of fools just because we don't travel much, and we've neverbeen to the big city, and never spent the night at a hotel. I'm goingto complain to the manager.""Madam," the bellman said, "this isn't your room; this is the elevator!"