Judy and Buffie

Two blondes decided to rob a bank together.The first blonde, Judy plans the robbery and goesover the plan with the second blonde, Buffie, in great detail.The robbery begins.  Judy drives up in front of thebank, stops the car and says to  Buffie, "I want tomake absolutely sure you understand the plan. Youare supposed to be in and out of the bank in no morethan three minutes with the cash. Do you understandthe plan?" "Perfectly," said  Buffie.Buffie goes in the bank while Judy waits in thegetaway car. One minute passes . . Two minutes pass... . .Seven minutes pass . . . and Judy is reallystressing out.Finally, the bank doors burst open!  And here comesBuffie. She's got a safe wrapped up in rope and isdragging it to the car. About the time she gets thesafe in the trunk of the car, the bank doors burstopen again with the  security guard coming out. Theguard's pants and underwear are down around his ankleswhile he is firing his weapon. As the gals are gettingaway,Judy  says "You are such a blonde!  I thought youunderstood the plan!"Buffie said, "I did . . . I did exactly what yousaid!"  "No, you idiot," said Judy. "You got it allmixed up.  I said tie up the GUARD and blow theSAFE!"