BASEBALL IN HEAVEN

there were two men named joe and bill.they had been friends their whole lives and they loved baseball.one day while talking about baseball joe asked if he thinks there will be baseball in heaven.

well about 3 years later bill was on his death bed and as he was about to die the subject came up agin.

joe: do you think there is baseball in heaven?

bill: i dont know. but i promise that i will come back from the dead and tell you.

joe: ok.

then that night bill died. joe was extremely sad.then after 4 years joe gave up thinking bill was going to come back. one night sitting alone felling betrayed,he hears:

bill: joe

joe: bill i thought you would never come back.

bill: well joe i have good news and bad news

joe: whats the good news

bill: we play baseball all day every day

joe: whats the bad news then

bill: well joe the bad news is...YOUR PITCHING ON FRIDAY.