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ULTIMATE YO MAMMA COMEBACKS!!!

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Yo mamma so fat she jumped up and got stuck. Yo mamma so fat it took two trains and a bus to get on her good side. yo mamma so fat she needed a wormhole to have liposuction. Yo mamma so fat i takes an army to give her a hug. Yo mamma so fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out. Yo mamma so fat whenever she goes out and puts on a red jacket all the kids shout KOOL-AID! Yo mamma so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone. Yo mamma so dumb she heard there was a cereal killer on the news so she hid all the frosted flakes. So mamma so ugly whenever she walks in the zoo the zookeepers say hey look at the new animal. Yo mamma so skinny she had to run in the shower to get wet. And then she fell down the drain. Yo mamma so fat the only time she watches 90210 is on a scale. Yo mamma so dumb she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side. Yo mamma so ugly that bigfoot took a picture of her.

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On March 3rd 2008 xrawrxdomxxx Said :
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haha yo momma is so fat she gained tons on biggest loser
On January 25th 2008 xpoisonmuffinx Said :
xpoisonmuffinx once my friend was arguing with her mom. She said "yo mama!" and her mom said "oh yeah? well yer mom's gay lover!" lol.
On December 1st 2007 ittakesbrains Said :
ittakesbrains Yo momma is so easy a CaveMan could do her..
On September 23rd 2007 tlcoopi7 Said :
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yo momma is so poor that children in Africa send her money.
On August 23rd 2007 captainthicko Said :
captainthicko Yo momma so fat, when she sings its over
On August 11th 2007 nathan64 Said :
nathan64 Yo momma so ugly, she makes smeagol look like johnny depp!
On June 19th 2007 XNatsuXchanX Said :
XNatsuXchanX My brother attachly tried that 'Yo Momma' shit on me and I said "She's your mom too, dumbass!" Perfect comeback!
On May 28th 2007 Jadira57 Said :
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yo mama so stupid, she put lipstick on her fore-head.....2 make-up her mind!!
On May 11th 2007 nogoodnames Said :
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your momma is so fat that when god said let there be light he told her to move
On May 6th 2007 Zacharies Said :
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where are the comebacks? the more jokes that i see of yours, the lower your intelligence seems to be...
On April 18th 2007 sickgirlmoh Said :
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lol xD
On April 17th 2007 froglover95 Said :
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i think it sucks butt
On April 17th 2007 MikkiWise16 Said :
MikkiWise16 my mommy's not fat! waaaa!!!! :)
On April 17th 2007 vANi7niKi19 Said :
vANi7niKi19 ahahahah ...... XD................. *stiLL laughing.. lOl
On April 17th 2007 12894756286418 Said :
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These are HILARIOUS!!!
On April 17th 2007 MiLlIe0120 Said :
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THIS IS FUCKIN RETARDED