Three construction workers are 100 stories above the ground working on a skyscraper frame. One is Italian, one is american and one is british.
On their lunch break the american says, "if i get a ham and cheese sandwich one more time, I'll throw myself of this building." He opened his lunch box and sure enough, he had a ham and cheese sandwich and he throws himself off the building.
The Italian says, "If i get spagetti one more time, I'll throw myself off this building." He opens his lunchbox, and sure enough, he has spagetti and throws himself off the building.
The british man says, "if i get a lunchable one more time, i going to throw myself off this building." He opens his lunchbox and sure enough, he has a lunchable and throws himself off the building.
At they funeral their wives are weeping. The wife of the Italian says, "oh, why, oh why didn't I pack something other than spagetti?" The wife of the british man says, "oh why, oh why didn't I pack something other than a lunchable?" The wife of the American says, "don't look at me, he packed his own lunch."

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