Man dies and goes to heaven.

A man dies and goes to heaven. And he sees all the clocks of our founding forefathers. An angel comes to him and says "Every time they tell a lie, their clock ticks. The man saw George Washington's clock. It never ticked. The man saw Abraham Lincoln's clock. It never ticked. The man asks the angel "where is Bill Clinton's clock." The Angel replies "air-conditioning God's office."